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FALSE: Onions will keep you 'free from all viruses,' including coronavirus
There is no scientific evidence that putting peeled raw onions in a room will absorb germs or rid the air of toxins

Department of Agriculture eyes 100% onion self-sufficiency before Duterte steps down
Agriculture Secretary Emmanuel Piñol announces the department's new goal is to achieve full self-sufficiency for onion production before President Duterte steps down

Antitrust body to aid DA in onion cartel probe
The Philippine Competition Commission says it will 'examine whether there are competition concerns in the onion industry'

DA suspends onion importation
Agriculture Secretary Emmanuel Piñol says he has asked the Philippine Competition Commission and the National Bureau of Investigation to look into a cartel whose operations are affecting onion farmers in Nueva Ecija

Suggested Retail Price distorts market – DOJ
A DOJ study shows that imposing SRP on products creates unintended consequences such as restricting competition

Food producers urged to buy onions directly from farmers
An agribusiness group says local onion farmers are forced to slash the prices of their produce because traders have overstocked on imported and smuggled onions

Should Facebook tag satire articles as 'satire'?
Where does helpfulness end and spoon feeding begin?

250 minors saved from child porn ring
US officials bust a child pornography ring of 14 men
#SamLikesItHot: Holiday gift idea — Onion Jam
A delicious and unique gift idea that’s easy to make
Life and Style wRap: Desigual at NY fashion week, sold-out onions
Also plus sized models at NY fashion week a festival leaving geese headless
Veggie, tilapia prices shoot up this Holy Week
Retail prices in at least 3 markets are up this week
Customs confiscates P3-M imported onions
The Bureau of Customs seized 5 000 bags of illegally imported red and white onions from the Marcelo Cold Storage in North Bay Navotas City
After 13 yrs, PH may resume onion exports
The Philippines sent maiden shipment of yellow granex onions to Japan to potentially re start exports of the crop after 13 years
PH red onion imports arrive to meet yuletide needs
Filipinos consume an average of 7 000 to 8 000 metric tons MT of mixed red and white onions in a month
Social Media wRap: Baby Hashtag, good deeds, and trolls
Amid all the crazy things that happened on social media this week we found a couple of stories that could inspire you to do something good
Google+, Spotify, Facebook get top Web awards
Google and Pinterest and Spotify each grabbed their first Webby Awards